Mexican and chinese dating
C’mon, who doesn’t like to be asphyxiated by love and affection?
Mexican girls have every attribute anyone would want…until they get mad at you, of course.
If Mexican women could be defined in one word, that word would be cheerful.
They are friendly, outgoing, loud, and always in the mood for some good fun.
Mexican women are the best when it comes to home remedies: honey lemon tea or to calm your nerves, and some aloe for anything else.
Nothing withstands the power of teas and herbal infusions.
Tradition is stronger than anything and it has helped us preserve some interesting habits.
People say they don’t really believe in this stuff, but keep doing it anyway. Pregnant women wear a little red ribbon or a safety pin attached to their underwear whenever there’s a lunar eclipse to defend their unborn child from astronomical maleficence.
Think about them as best friends who occasionally have little misunderstandings…scary and dramatic misunderstandings.
Having been taught to use chopsticks before I learned to speak, I consider them to be the best utensils. If you pour tea for yourself before my Yeh Yeh, you will be judged accordingly.
I don't understand why anyone would eat Flaming Hot Cheetos without chopsticks (keeps the Cheetos dust from getting on the fingers). Don't assume I know how to speak fill-in-the-blank-Asian language. Doesn't matter who's with me, when I'm eating out, I'm going to reach for the check first. With parents and aunts and uncles getting into physical altercations over who gets to pay for dinner.
They are also familiar with every possible kind of weight-reduction plan.
The moon diet, the grapefruit diet, the apple diet, the just-a-random-amount-of-time diet — you name it, they’ve probably tried it.I didn't necessarily grow up speaking any language other than English. I'll expect you to pick up a few words of said language if you don't know it already. You'll never be able to get to the check faster than I can! My parents will immediately reject you as a suitor.